Door opens up, everybody is here No bubbly allowed, only liquor and beer Pioneer bass thumpin' boomin' in your ear Welcome to the neighborhood party of the year Don't be afraid we take fake I.D.s No cover charge, getting in for free D.D.s here better drop off your keys Blowing trees upstairs for the V.I.Ps Gotta spread in the kitchen of meats and cheese All to satisfy the great late night munchies All you can eat, all you can drink Bottled water in the fridge stay hydrated please Touch those toes don't bend those knees Move it all around, clap, clap, clap now freeze Back it on up in my lap lap dance on deeez Baby girl you betta not be a tease Now it's to the living room and turn my jam up loud Stop holding up the wall don't be too proud Everybody's shown' love this is my kinda crowd Time to light it up I wanna see a big cloud Now dance how ya like because no one cares You like the way I move that's why you stare When the song is done we can go upstairs and get started on a game of truth or dare The whole neighborhood's here kids from outta townCome on in I know you like a good party Everybody show love, everybody get down No radio, all underground thick, thin, black, white, blonde, red, brown Come on in I know you like a good party Here's a drink time to get this thing started We know how to throw the number one party Time to get up so we can all get down I know you're really feeling this party Call a friend everybody's invited Ain't no party like this kind of party Everybody is here it's the party of the year DJs here, let's go dance Ants in ya pants, shake that ass Feel that bass, that's my jam I like the way you move, slow and fast Here's a drink time to get this thing started We know how to throw the number one party Time to get up so we can all get down I know you're really feeling this party Call a friend everybody's invited Ain't no party like this kind of party Everybody is here it's the party of the year Now here's how you start your own party of the year You head to the corner store for liquor and beer Or grab a caffeinated drink if you need your head clear Turn the stereo up ring it in your ear It doesn't even matter if anybody is here You can be all alone in the bathroom mirror Just get your body moving, have no fear Let me hear you cheer dammit it's the party of the year

Hey there cute lady You're looking sexy Would you object if I took a minute You caught my eye with your smile and stylin' as we start talkin' more things in common Music starts playin' and I start surveyin' The waves start rollin' dance floor patrollin' Take a quick glance then I see you dancin' My eyes are frozen as your hips are movin' Finish the song then we keep on talkin' Your friends are starin' wonderin' what happened Sneak out the back door for warm cappuccino this is a moment I want to cherish Cuz when you fell in love with me I fell for you so easily stood by my side it's time for me to give you back what you give me My heart This time it's gonna be different My heart I'm ready to make a commitment Leaving the playing with other women No longer fills me with validation I'm realizing that you're amazing True dedication has got new meaning When I look back and reminisce Never thought it would happen quite like this I was onstage, you were on the guest list You said you loved my stage presence Didn't have intent but the stage was set Things changed without doubt or regret we finally got to meet the way we wish we met a new journey was in place started moving ahead A hard nut to crack but you took your time I had a ways to go to clean up my life you knew there was something with you and I Thanks for taking the time to be by my side When you need me I'm gonna be right here If you cry at night I'll catch your tears I won't disappear it's become so clear that you've given me a heart I'm gonna keep for years Cuz when you fell in love with me I fell for you so easily stood by my side it's time for me to give you back what you give me My heart This time it's gonna be different My heart I'm ready to make a commitment

Now don't be mad cuz my Dad had the same DNA in his genes that my Grand Dad had that got passed down to me Running game, hustling it comes easy to me whether good or bad it's my reality Dad was on the corner at 5 years old Slangin' papers on the streets trying to bring some money home But that's what you did when you grew up poor Cardboard in your shoes when your shoes got worn Same t-shirt even if the shirt gets torn Now that's how a mother fuckin' hustler's born Only degree with in the family tree 48 plus hours on a Master's Degree He wanted more from life than what he'd been given He wanted to live better than what he'd been livin' on a search to find things that seemed to be missing provide a better life for his kids his mission So thanks Pops for the opportunities If it weren't for you I probably wouldn't be messing with the beats on the M-I-C winning trophies in the local S-C-E-N-E I'm cooler than you, I'm smarter than you I don't need to, but I will work harder than you I hustle hard, so you don't have to Believe what you may, but this is just my truth I'm cooler than you, I'm smarter than you My personality is always gonna shine right through I feel sorry for you if you try to step to me or mess with my crew A whole butt load of personality When I was 18 years voted Homecoming King in addition I was also crowned school Prom King The 1st Double King in school history Coolest guy, best dressed, you can't mess with me even 3rd most likely to succeed Sittin' on the throne I still felt all alone Nobody knew what was going on at home Misunderstood and depressed Only a few knew I was facing death Cancer came to me silently it crept Outside I seemed fine, inside I wept Time to take more skin to make sure it hadn't spread wondering will I stay alive or be dead Let's keep it real, it messed me up in the head I'm sure it's still messing with me now I guess But I choose not to focus on my past Because life seems to pass by too fast And since tomorrow could be your last Do your best to make every new day a blast I'm tougher then you, keep it realer than you You can't fade me, cuz all the things I've been through I keep it real with you All I know how to do is speak you my truth I'm brighter then you, more dynamic than you I'm gonna shine, cuz I've already paid my dues When I'm in the city you should all come through Come along, sing a song with me and my crew

City lights lighting up the night Music's grooving and we feel alright Love is flowing all around tonight Don't be afraid cuz this feeling's right Gonna have a good time lady I wanna take you home with me In the middle of midnight baby There's no place I'd rather be Smoke is hovering above the floor DJ stops and hear screams for more Get off your feet, don't be a bore Lights turn on we're headed out the door Gonna have a good time lady I wanna take you home with me In the middle of midnight baby There's no place I'd rather be Good time Gonna have a good time Good time Gonna have a good time Conversate outside the exit sign Gotta go running short on time On the highway see the flashing lights Now it's time to cap off the night Gonna have a good time lady I wanna take you home with me In the middle of midnight baby There's no place I'd rather be

Please believe Steve's the first to say please get down upon your knees, kiss my feet, or strip tease like a Bruno music scene you'll have to make like a tree leaving the middle of the scene cuz you can't take what you're seeing Without any cuss words I'm still making this obscene Tell your girl to stop starring me in her nasty wet dreams There's enough to go around even if I have to bleed so give me all you got because I like a hot disease Even my niece says that Uncle Steve is weird all of my life I've been accused of being queer Cuz the box that I fit in does not appear very clear Ignorance fans the flames that ignite into fear so open up your fridge so I can drink all your beer and turn your volume past ten cuz this is what you wanna hear When I come onstage jaws are dropping' on the floor but so are the derrières so now we've evened up the score cuz you ain't ever heard some stupid sh*t like this before Now you finally know I'm really hard to ignore I've lost my mind taking a sample of an Eagle in the alleyway you'll hear this bumpin' in a Buick Regal so when you see this selling legally within a store on the streets or in the club I'm really hard to ignore Now come baby girl come go with me I promise I can give you what you need Cuz I've been watching you for quite some time I can tell pretty soon I'll make you mine When I walk by you stop and stare you wanna run your fingers through my hair So many things I wanna do to you Buy me a drink I make dreams come true When I come onstage jaws are dropping' on the floor but so are the derrières so now we've evened up the score cuz you ain't ever heard some stupid sh*t like this before Now you finally know I'm really hard to ignore I've lost my mind taking a sample of an Eagle in the alleyway you'll hear this bumpin' in a Buick Regal so when you see this selling legally within a store on the streets or in the club I'm really hard to ignore You keep reminding me I've lost my mind Press rewind you're intertwined in mine Now we're having a fine dining wine time Cheesy from a cracker with absurd and nerdy rhymes I've survived over nine times twice Mom keeps telling me I need to find a life Get some kids and maybe find a nice wife Committing suicide with a plastic butter knife So pass me another double Margarita so I can be the creature starring in the next feature or maybe I'll grow up to be an altar boy preacher singing Ave Maria as a Sunday school teacher When I come onstage jaws are dropping' on the floor but so are the derrières so now we've evened up the score cuz you ain't ever heard some stupid sh*t like this before Now you finally know I'm really hard to ignore I've lost my mind taking a sample of an Eagle in the alleyway you'll hear this bumpin' in a Buick Regal so when you see this selling legally within a store on the streets or in the club I'm really hard to ignore

My favorite new saying is I'm not saying', I'm just saying' But what the hell is it that you're saying when you say it? The greatest non-statement over all other statements I start to lose my patience every time I hear you say it So now that I've said it is there use for you to say it? Cuz all it does is make things overcomplicated You need to listen more, know what I'm saying? If you don't it's too late, I just said it This conversation's gone a lot longer than intended usually I like to rock but tonight I'm gonna blend Normally out of control, but for now I'm staying in it Don't make me wait a minute patience isn't infinite Dollars make a a lot of sense, so logically I wanna spend it My goal is to find folks I haven't yet offended You can buy the song, but I prefer that you rent it because my services come highly recommended What the hell'd he just say, Say What?! SAY WHAT CHORUS I'd like to blow your mind but brain isn't very tasty not quite an albino, but my skin is rather pasty lightly overweight so don't call me Slim Shady my niece is still referring to me as her Uncle Crazy I have a lot to say but sometimes a nay sayer I'm not Flavor Flav, but I still have a lot of flavor Go ahead and take the bait and call me a Master Baiter This line is really tight for a 10 foot gator Critics say my style is vile and a little bit offensive Giving this for Christmas you're a little apprehensive Wondering why your kin wants to give the disc a listen and now they're all a part of my ridiculous vision Staring in a time machine we'll wonder how this transcended Time, Space, Age, and even Native Religions I guess it's all because I listened to my intuition that kids would pay attention in addition to admission I'm man I'm still confused, Say What?! SAY WHAT CHORUS

Every year my city makes a top ten list This year's obesity, crime, and violence Consistent top ten worst place to live Highest rate in the state for unemployment Everyone's an addict and alcoholic Zombies on the streets trying to get the next fix You can give for free or for performance Or pay a young girl for personal services School system's broke falling further in debt Continuing increases in student absence it seems every year new superintendents the same damn thing they trying each year to fix Nothing's really changed since I was in attendance Impossible to learn when there's uncommon common sense we need to inject a common cure for ignorance cuz everyone is suffering from less intelligence Nobody's crying for my city anymore How do we turn this all around to make a big change when it seems nobody cares here anymore? Nobody's crying for my city anymore When the city has a vote the ballot cast says nope Denying us jobs for riverboat casinos Conservatives don't wanna see my city grow Gambling's considered sin within their old religion cuz There's a church on every corner telling me to have faith and if I donate enough I'll improve my later fate But faith don't pay the bills at my current pay rate So whichever one I choose I'm being screwed either way City PD in a hiring freeze Due to budget cuts there's not enough on the streets You can hear the gunshots ringing in the summer breeze News stations fail to cover then become mysteries Everybody moves away from the pain and misery Cuz other city streets seem to be appealing I did the same, came back, but never leave I still believe in my city, wanna see it succeed Nobody's crying for my city anymore How do we turn this all around to make a big change when it seems nobody cares here anymore? Nobody's crying for my city anymore Grab the khakis and the piece time to hit my city streets Customers are waiting the demand will never cease My deliveries are increasingly steep Too much money's got involved how the hell I'm gonna leave? Far from what I wanted but somehow I gotta eat The stress keeps on building I feel that I can hardly breathe

I got that real good stuff that no one else can deny They start lining up outside I should be charging for the line They keep coming back for more I’m coming through every time Once you’re the man they’re addicted to you gotta give 'em what they like You got good shit (True), Then let’s do this (Proof), Ain’t no faking it this time Gonna keep you feeling good, gonna get you feeling right But don’t get too close, you’ll get a dose of what I think of you inside I just play the game so stay away when I see you out at night cuz If there’s anything then come to me because they call me Mr. Big Nuts They keep running back to me because they never can get enough Don’t try to front, pull silly stunts, cuz I call out every weak bluff Please don’t act like you don’t know because they call me Mr. Big Nuts All this time you think I’ve been lyin’ about them comin’ round my way All you got to do is spend thirty minutes in my day Every time that I turn around it seems that I keep getting paid But step to me, get the third degree, you’ll be the one that’s getting played If there’s anything then come to me because they call me Mr. Big Nuts They keep running back to me because they never can get enough Don’t try to front, pull silly stunts, cuz I call out every weak bluff Please don’t act like you don’t know because they call me Mr. Big Nuts

Sit back relax strap on your head gear, be ready for a trip through the atmosphere, I’m gonna take you for a ride through the Twilight Zone, I don’t need a spaceship, I’ll use this microphone… Rap music started hyping parties in the neighborhood But now I wonder where are all the cats that can rap Got too big for their britches which is why the pants sag The audacity you have to call somebody else a fag And as they fall to the floor your whole shit gets exposed And your excrement starts fumigating through my nose You don’t make any money, you don’t have any hoes A self-created dream you’re starring in the main scene: And now Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, flash your favorite gang sign and throw your water guns in the air as we introduce a man who needs no introduction. Please give a warm suburbanite welcome to gainfully employed O.G. Bob Anderson!!! When I 1st heard rap I became a true fan But now it’s watered down since they made Garage Band Now everybody and their mother, sister, brother, want to start a rap band so they can be the front man I'm trying to knock everybody in the struggle But stop acting strong when you don’t have any muscle Don’t talk about a fight and never been in a tussle Or we’ll have to lock the doors on a departing Martian vessel It's become way too easy so I'm not real surprised that everybody's shooting for a piece of the pie But take a hard look cuz some of you don't realize that you need to put in work cuz all you do is fantasize Chains, money, women has it glorified It seems everybody have their eyes on the prize Fame has got you blind, it's not about a lifestyle you need to put in work cuz all you do is fantasize Now I go around town checkin' out live shows and just because you got a chain and oversized clothes you don't deserve to stand live behind a microphone Bragging out loud you sound like an asshole When smokes in your chest you claim you're better than the rest Each time you inhale I hope you lose another breath Then I can exhale to get this shit off my chest it's time for you to put your weak rhymes to rest I wish you'd go back to sucking on your Momma's breast cuz I'ma keep on rhyming til you rhyme your last breath and then you go to hell when you're mic is put to death and I'm gonna keep living cuz my microphone's blessed It's become way too easy so I'm not real surprised that everybody's shooting for a piece of the pie But take a hard look cuz some of you don't realize that you need to put in work cuz all you do is fantasize Chains, money, women has it glorified It seems everybody have their eyes on the prize Greed has got you blind, it's not about a lifestyle you need to put in work cuz all you do is fantasize

Hey how ya doing it's nice to meet Let's dance for a minute cuz I'm feeling this beat then we can sit down and you can buy me a drink I gotta a dirty secret for you to keep I don't give a damn if you got another man You need to understand you're not a part of the plan But when it's all over we can still be friends until the next show we can do it all again But if you say no it's quite alright There's another lady waiting who's next in line If you change your mind to the back of the line when you hesitate you get left behind I'll apologize now if you think I'm mean Get thrown out the club if you start a scene The only reason that it's open is because of me Steve Lindsay is V.I.P. I gotta gift and I bet you wanna see it If seeing is believing ask me you shall receive it Don't be scared I can give you what you're needing Just go with what you're feeling Make me your dirty secret Bring a couple friends and get in for free You may not wanna share but don't get greedy I got enough to go around so send a tweet there's plenty of space in the hotel suite I like to get a little dirty but I hope you're clean The trick for the night come get a treat Welcome to the buffet all you can eat Hot fudge butterscotch and a little whip cream Might taste pretty good but I'm far from sweet cuz when we're all done you're gonna kiss my feet and wish that you could put this night on repeat but I gotta move on to the next city Weak in the knees young and pretty I try to be good but it's so boring Settling down is settling Kill me cuz you girls are killing me Nothing personal it's the life I lead since the beginning of time men spread their seed I'm sorry but it's in my ancestry Indian, Irish, German, and Swede I gotta gift and I bet you wanna see it If seeing is believing ask me you shall receive it Don't be scared I can give you what you're needing Just go with what you're feeling Make me your dirty secret

Hey girl How are ya doin' In my toolbox a screwdriver needs screwin' Here's a bolt and a nut I'm tryin' to loosen Ready, aim, fire Cupid It's a bit ridiculous and stupid a Bachelor's degree I'm schoolin' Dollars in your purse I'm not pursuin' I might be a fool but I'm not foolin' You're so beautiful I'd like to have your baby Lately I lay thee Lady Love it when your back bends Mercedez if you have a few friends I'm friendly as long as you don't tell your Family We can be together Temporarily I know your eyes hurt So please stop staring If we play truth or dare I'm daring Normally I charge But here's a freebie Throw it my way Frisbee Read my black book Community Love is non-discriminate Unity I like to see your head Bob Marley Now in your hair is natural Sheen Charlie If I've offended your parents Sorry It's only in my Nature Naughty If I rub you the wrong way let me massage- ynistic Your Momma must made your buns with Bis-quick Humpty hump just grab 'em in the Biscuits We're both grown so mind your business Special delivery Simplistic A set of lips is all I need to lipstick You need to be aware from where I'm coming Slum Dog Millionaire I'm slumming I know I should change But at least I admit that I'm a human being being so selfish I like to go fishing not the smell of fish Try this with my sis I'll bust a cap I know, I'm a hypocridiot Do as I say But don't trip Weak in the knees Surgery Stand on my own Two feet Foot fetiches Podiatry Now it's time for you to step R. Kelly But don't piss me off 100 miles and running Snake in the grass I see it coming Cock and loaded I'm gunning

Hey Ess I wanna click and drag until your hair is in a mess As the cursor slowly moves around up and down your pretty dress Something years later you will fully reminisce The same way that you did when you had your first kiss I’ll gently type in something cuz I got you on my list Ask me what you want cuz I’m about to grant a wish and as you let me know a bead of sweat it starts to drip the energy is flowing through my 12 inch power strip I just can’t quit staring looking at your gallery Under that pink shirt I wanna solve the mystery Then you can go on mine and you can click on top of me And we can dream about the freaky possibilities On the internet I know this may seem kinda odd But the way this thing is going I might jump across the pond And whisper all these sweet little nothings in your ear As I listen to your accent it’s so sexy loud and clear You could spin a record, I could sing a melody And we could post a video for all of MP3 to see I could run my fingers through whatever colored hair And everyone would say man I wish that I was there ESSENCE: So you really wanted to do these things to me, do you? Whoa, can you handle this? I'll take my hands and rub them down your chest I'll feel you boy til your body rocks my breast Slowly lick your ears Can you hear my sweet breath? Flicking your lobes my dear and guaranteed to make you sweat Make it hard and get it wet I know you never will forget When we’re home alone Getting’ nasty on the net As the laptop’s beaming You got me streaming Fiending for a taste of your peaches As they reach a steady creaming Never thought that this could happen From your singing and my rappin’ Virtual reality has got you sittin’ in my lap when I put the goggles on and listen closely to this song The distance in between us doesn't seem very long Imagining my hands slowly move across a thong My power units hot as the switch keeps turning on As these little whispers turn to a stream of steady screaming Bodies getting hot as I hear the heavy breathing My hard drive burns I start to see the steam seething

Such a special thing when the doorbell ring, Sexual energy is the aura that’s all around you And I can’t resist, there’s no way you can stop me Chemicals are spreading through me Emitting them cuz all of them are for you You got me sweating, I’m admitting I’m addicted to all your pheromones My anxiousness has got me stirring Fingertips ooze energy to touch you As this ecstasy absorbs inside me I realize that I cannot resist you Cuz when you’re next to me the only thing that I feel is my desire And when you’re next to me I only hope that you feel all my desire for you I’m impatient girl I’m burning Yearning to get you in my bloodstream I need a taming, you can’t blame me If you saw the things I see inside you Cuz when you’re next to me the only thing that I feel is my desire And when you’re next to me I only hope that you feel all my desire for you And what can I do, but show you my room, cuz tonight inside this room’s it’s made just for us two To do the freaky things that only we can do locked inside until the sunlight shines through We’ll awaken without mistaken that patiently waiting increased intensities that lie deep inside of both me and you So I’ll be dreaming and keep on feinding for our next extended late midnight rendezvous

Are you sure you want to buy Your right finger clicks yes I take money orders, Paypal, cash, and checks On the way to Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous Let me introduce you to the new Robin Lynch Far from an Idol call you Ryan Seacrest I don't need Hollywood already lived there kids You think it's arrogance, I call it overconfidence I can't help that you're mad at your stupid ignorance She wrote a note It read you mean so much to me There's so much that we could be But you and I would be better in another life Hear my plea fulfill my dream She's not ready to deal with this intensity Please don't leave we're meant to be Just play make believe and make my dream a reality gravity has hold of me Can you see that you and me have amazing energy crazy chemistry Can you see that you and me are meant to be it's destiny I'm trying to make hits in exchange for ass and tits Here's my banana, let me see you do the splits Come in outside the cold you got chapped lips I'm into moisturizing with Chap Stick on the tip Now brush your teeth and wash your face cuz I ain't sick People think I'm evil with suggestive lyrics Too complicated all of you are rudiments Bland, boring, stupid are descriptive synonyms All the garbage spewing out ya mouth, here's a mint I can't sugarcoat it I've run outta compliments

Here's a pink slip You're no longer for hire You are now unemployed Time to retire Your songs are not hot You're fired! While mine is selling out You can't find a buyer my customer's are happy with their #1 supplier I can't take on any brand new clients Find a new job Start applying But let me introduce you to ya new supervisor I raise the bar when I drop science Top of the class You're non-compliant overconfident depending on your self-reliance dunce cap in the corner punished for your defiance You're all washed up time to shrink in the dryer If the truth hurts I'm not lying You can't fix sucks sucking on a Pacifier Homemade bomb beats MacGuyver You'll never sound good even with an equalizer You're better off rhyming through a quiet synthesizer Falling on deaf ears but you keep on trying Everybody say HO! Silence Energizer Bunny I don't tire They call you a court jester while they calling me sire I divide and conquer times by a multiplier I reign supreme welcome to my empire Nowadaaays everybody is a rapper Red, White, Black, Brown it doesn't matter Big cities, small towns 1/2 half of y'all need to stop saturating our sound Nowadaaays everybody wants to rap Time to pick up your pen and stop opening your trap Cuz nowadays it's become a disaster everybody in the world seems to think that they're a rapper You can't live large Living on a link card Soft like plastic Money thin like elastic You're in a pickle Vlasic You should take a quick nap in a casket Don't sleep Cuz I don't get tired Give me a CD? I'll take a flyer To your invite no response or replying Only thing left for you to resort to violence You've hit the ceiling You can't get higher News Flash Your waiver just came across the wire I'm the object of your lady's desire So many aspects for her to admire Time to wave goodbye to what remains of your crowd Nah, nah, nah, nah Hey Hey Hey They scream out loud Cuz Nowadaaays everybody is a rapper Red, White, Black, Brown it doesn't matter Big cities, small towns 1/2 half of y'all need to stop saturating our sound Nowadaaays everybody wants to rap Time to pick up your pen and stop opening your trap Cuz nowadays it's become a disaster everybody in the world seems to think that they're a rapper

Some may say this may be a fantasy about to tell you a story you may not believe similar to the one about Adam & Eve The church may say this is blasphemy I wake up to the phone, my lady says hello Tonight there's a battle and you need to go Normally my answer would have been hell no Cuz after winning every battle all I do is get bored Roll to the club everybody's there Jason Glidden, Tim Nice pounds in the air Smoke is hovering everywhere Straight ahead focused I stare You're the young bait, while I am the Master You might rhyme quick but I rhyme a lot faster Quick wit, intelligent linguistics spit in this diss piss you off dismissed Now your name is checked off my check list As you walk away ashamed you're screaming that you're pissed I turn around to give my girl a quick kiss But she's not here, what was it I missed? The kid I just dissed grabs her wrist and then twists I try to get to him but he leaves too quick Now the situation's gotten serious and thick Don't let me get my hands on this punk ass bitch! My girl calls up and says she's stressing He is demanding a second battle session Why must I teach him another lesson? Meet him in the street about a half past eleven He says if I win I can take my girl But if he beats me I have to quit with the words and he gets to go home with her I said let's go with the nouns and verbs I start to hit him with my boom bip Pack your bags cuz it's the last time you trip They'll be no more boring rhymes coming out ya lip As I stand in the middle victorious As I wait in haste for my girl to claim I see the glare coming off somebody's chrome plate Oh my God is this really happening? He stands straight up at my head he aims Then here's the biggest twist of this story He hands her the gun surprisingly Oh my God how can this be? I've been double crossed, she aims at me Before I get the chance to ask my girlfriend why She's quick to pull the trigger aiming at my eye falling back my head points up to the sky slowly up above away I start to fly At the end of a tunnel, I can see the light Pac and Biggie usher in Jesus Christ He says we have taken you before your time There's a battle up here and it's do or die We don't have much time so we must leave now Purgatory is where we have our battleground If you don't win the whole world's gonna drown We need you to caste the devil back down Next thing you know, we're face to face Before he begins to spit I put him in his place I spit some crazy shit from outer space Victorious again, the world is safe

You flip me off I fire back the big bird Yellow and soft like a feather, down comforter Cut your wife real nice, you might wanna comfort her Cuz after doing her all night, you're screaming mad, she's hurt Steve Lindsay, Jay Cutler, I'm the likable jerk Don't think it's innocent when I start to flirt I talk so much trash I need a year's supply of Certs and do so much dirt, you should call me the Earth I was rude out the womb, talking' shit since birth Got you so pissed, you need new catheter Not only rhyme long, but my lines got girth It's hard to put a dollar amount on what I'm really worth Didn't even have to hustle for the dollars I've earned Makin' so much dough, I may never have to work But I will not extend to you net 30 terms I am the Master of my Universe You starting to get on my last got damn nerve One quick hit and your legs start to swerve On a test I'm the reason there's a messed up curve Ask me a question? No wrong answers I am a giant, you're a midget's twerp I'll eat and regurgitate you, burp Hi honey nice to meet you, slurp So many girls I'm the new Hugh Hefner While all you keep doing is hogging heffers Don't try to compete with my pronouns and verbs I will not be defeated retreat immediately sir You better throw hard cuz i'm about to round third Covering all the bases when it comes to the girls Chocolate, Vanilla, Swirl So many miles, you can rent your girl from Hertz travel all across the world with all the miles that she's earned Oh sorry honey, I just made a wrong turn Chevy Chase in Vacation lost in the desert Now you're back to things you didn't want to revert You can't move forward, put the clutch in reverse I keep it cool, while she's giving you the burn A family guy I'll present ya momma with your urn after I just sent you to a place from no return hand sanitize your draws disinfecting her germs Outside innocent, inside a pervert When I make it rain, I bring out the girls When you make it rain, you bring out the worms Call me Sherwin Williams, I cover the Earth I'm high off of life, but sometimes off the purp Got you all twisted like a Will Ferrel perm Higher learning's the best way for me to learn My words are concise, yours slurred My lines blast out ya radio while yours are never heard Even into Rock N Roll but I am not Fred Durst when I am in my manic state I cannot be deterred Your girlfriend let me use her name as my referral Now I got ya head spinning like sitting on a Tilt-a-Whirl Try to stand up off balance you twirl and fall back down your foot caught in your skirt Now that's a broken leg and your feelings are hurt Sometimes a suit jacket, sometimes a western shirt Sometimes adidas sweats, my style is absurd So many lines that I cross, the lines themselves have gotten blurred Think I'm kinda weird it's Revenge of the Nerd The Second Coming's here born in a manger The warning signs are clear warning you of danger Momma always said don't talk to strangers But If you insist, I'll be the strangler and cut each piece til your body's mangled You're still trying to figure what the hells my angle This comes easy to me I don't have to finagle The underground says I Rock, Fraggle You girl tries to walk the line, straddle Sits in my lap like a saddle Wants to do it so much it's becoming a hassle I get so much tail that I might have to tattle Got so much to say I may go back to battle I get a mic, you get a baby rattle So tired of hearing all your silly jibber jabber Now that I've conquered Earth, the Universe is what I'm after